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Posted by poopiness0 pt Sunday, July 25, 2010

IU has fallen ill because of Taeyang?

Today is tragic day because yet another person has fallen ill to a new disease that seems to be sweeping across the world.   You always hear about it on the news, but you would never expect someone you know or someone famous to actually contract it. Fangirlism is a highly infectious disease that has taken the world's youths hostage, and Korean pop artist IU happens to be the latest victim. IU showed symptoms of someone who's already in the critical stages of Fangirlism, as evident by her tomato red complexion and spastic movements every time she was in Taeyang's presence.  It is unfortunate that although IU usually has a lovely voice, the disease has caused her to make sounds that still do not yet exist in the human language, sounds that would otherwise have only been possible through years of intensive training as a fangirl. However, the show (SBS Heroes) must go on, and therefore IU bravely holds herself together just long enough for her to give the audience one last good performance.  Unfortunately, the kiss with Taeyang and her increasingly feeble state due to the illness has proven to be too much for her.  Before she could even make if off the stage Fangirlism took complete control of her body, causing her to flail her arms so hard that it could have easily knocked out champion boxer Rocky Balboa had he been hit by it. My prayers goes out to IU, and I wish for her a quick recovery.

  1. KISS
  2. BIG BANG
  3. TAEYANG
  4. HEROES
  5. IU
  6. FANGIRL
  7. I NEED A GIRL
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