8eight’s female crooner Joo Hee graces the cover and the pages in the May issue of Maxim Korea. Even though they’re talented, I never really paid too much attention to Joo Hee and her Kpop trio 8eight but after I set my eyes on Joo Hee’s Maxim photos, I became an instant fan. The photos aren’t as revealing as I’d like them to be but, without exposing a lot of skin, Joo Hee still found a way to peak my interest. The way Joo Hee is pulling up her dress, in the photo where she’s lying on the bed, would make any guy think: “Oh yeah baby…Looks like I’m rounding the bases tonight. She’s lobbing me the ball, begging me to hit a homerun.” I would make her leave the black heels on too. I just glanced at that pic again and it got me all excited and made me hit a solo shot out of the park in my pants. If I was the number 7 and Joo Hee was the number 9: Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ATE 9. Because 6 is in love with 9 but 6 doesn’t like to go down south so he doesn’t stand a chance against 7 since 7 enjoys it plus he’s a pro at it and, logically, 9 loves guys that are good at going down under. More so from a dimensional standpoint, my magic rod would fit in perfectly as the 4th member of 8eight. It may not be able to sing but my magic rod has the amazing ability to make the ladies hit the high notes with ease, thus it wouldn’t be a worthless “member.” Here’s 8eight singing their single “Without a Heart” on last week’s episode of MBC’s Music Core: Video credit: CodeAnalysis