Someone recently wrote on their me2day (Korea's equivalent of Twitter) about their intentions to kidnap SNSD's Jessica, and it has definitely caught the eyes of the always vigilant netizens. However, S?NEs can safely put down their pitchforks because that person happens to be f(x)'s Krystal and Jessica's baby sister. Krystal uploaded a picture of herself on her me2day with a cute message saying: "This picture shows me waiting for something." "What am I waiting for? Jessica? I have to quickly kidnap Jessica. Hehe." Although it's heartwarming to see the sisterly love between the two, my mind immediately went straight to the gutter the moment I thought of Krystal kidnapping Jessica. Damn you puberty! I don't need you anymore! Where were you 7 years ago when people were calling me a girl because I was as bald as a baby? Where were you then?! Now that I have hair in more places than I know what to do with, you finally decide to waltz back into my life? It's not that easy! We're through, you hear me? Don't bother calling me anymore, I've already blocked your number. You can come by and pick up your stuff next week. Thanks jreddevil07@soshified.com for the translations.