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The man that knows no shame.

That's like buying 4 Power Ball tickets and saying there's a better chance.

Jeon So Mi's hormones must be on fire lately as she changes her love interests more than I change my underwear (daily, of course).

But seriously, if we were around all those handsome K-Pop men, we would be doing the same! 

HOW COULD YOU FORGE THE CUTEST MEMBER?!

"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" said the aggressive K-Pop fan that is not me. 

A lot of K-Pop fans just aren't ready for Westerners to take the stage in Korea.

Exactly. ^

Age truly is just a number! I can't even get out of bed without dying inside - let alone swing on a pole.

I is couch potato. 

I mean, the money I could earn to pay off debt might be the only motivation.