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Posted by GhostWriter Sunday, May 13, 2012

Staff Picks: Unsexy "Sexy" K-Pop Songs

AKP STAFF


Get a glimpse of what we're talking about and listening to at the 6Theory office with this fun feature! We'll be offering you guys a personal selection of our favorite things from K-Pop. In case you missed out, last week's staff pick was The K-Pop Avengers.

K-Pop wouldn't be K-Pop without its slice of sex appeal, but that doesn't mean our favorite idols always get it right either. Here's our team's sexy themed selection of K-Pop songs and music videos that just, unfortunately, completely miss the mark.

 

J.Y. Park - Kiss

Here JYP channels his inner Prince to bust out some provocative lyrics and dance moves, except this is just really... unsexy.



Seungri - Strong Baby

This was Seungri's solo debut where he showcased his new sexy persona. Yeah, everything seems spot on and all, but there's something incredibly unsexy about him calling himself a "Strong Baby."



Jay Park - Demon

Jay Park's definitely one of the hottest idols right now in K-Pop, but unfortunately this off release probably should've been kept in the shelves until they got some proper post-production work. Just take a look at those awkward bed scenes...



Junsu - Tarantallegra

Junsu introduces a lot of themes that seem to be a continuation of his previous work with TVXQ in their track "Mirotic". We admire his great singing and dance skills, but everything here seems a little over the top. Just my opinion, but everything could've been a lot better with a little less bondage and scary cat walking.



SHINee - Ring Ding Dong

This could have been one of SHINee's breakthrough hits, and although this track is wildly catchy, the lyrics are totally unsexy. They claim to be bad boys in the song but they keep calling some girl a butterfly.



Wonder Girls - So Hot

"So Hot" was released right after their monster hit "Tell Me".The song and video was all meant to be tongue-in-cheek, so in a way, unsexy was their concept for "So Hot".



SISTAR - Push Push

"Push push, baby. Just push, baby! Push push, baby.. just like sister (SISTAR)?" C'mon don't tell me that line doesn't get you every time.



2PM - 10 Out Of 10 Points

The guys of 2PM may be sexy, but this song is unsexy because telling a girl she's 10 of out 10 points is just a bad pick up line.



Crispi Crunch - Thumbs Up

The Kings of Unsexy, Sexy. 'Nuff said.

  1. JYP
  2. JUNSU
  3. WONDER GIRLS
  4. SHINEE
  5. 2PM
  6. SEUNGRI
  7. JY PARK
  8. JAY PARK
  9. SISTAR
  10. CRISPI CRUNCH
  11. STAFF PICKS
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