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In the two-minute long clip, a woman is mulling deeply over her woes of making an impulsive online purchase. The purchase, an ethnic-print poncho, is the reason she rang T-Mon's customer care department, apparently run by a team of adorable little cartoon characters, whose gibberish the woman somehow understands.�

She then goes onto list why she must return the poncho, despite liking it a lot. Instead of listing the typical reasons for returning the clothing, however ('it wasn't the right fit,' 'second-guessing the purchase,' 'looks different than how it appeared online,' etc.), the reasons she actually lists are beyond comprehension.�

She worries that men will fall for her left and right because she will be too beautiful in the poncho, that people will mistake her as a person with a disability if she wears it the wrong way, and that a strange man in the same poncho will appear before her eyes. Seems legit.�

Despite all her odd reasons, T-Mon allowed the woman to return her poncho, and she could finally breathe free knowing that she won't be distressed by the poncho any longer.�