Kim Ha Neul recently did a photo shoot on the Hawaiian island of Oahu for the April issue of InStyle Korea. I can’t put my finger on it but there’s something about Kim Ha Neul that gets my motor running and my stick shift ready for high gear. I’ll admit that Ha Neul isn’t the absolute hottest K-celeb or the most exotic but she has that noona next door quality that makes me “Jizz In My Pants.” Being that I’m a kama’aina (resident of Hawaii), if I had known that Ha Neul was in Hawaii then I would’ve pulled out all the stops and given her a Hawaiian style good time. She could’ve accompanied me on a boat voyage and I guarantee I would’ve given her the ride of her life, and get your head in the gutter because I’m not just talking about the boat trip. The geniuses known as The Lonely Island express my feelings perfectly through their hilarious songs: